7:32 PM

That's a lot of history! Good thing someone wrote it down?

You know how very religious Christians believe the universe to be created about 5,000 years ago? And how evolutionists claim the universe to start about 15 billion years ago? Well it looks like we are all wrong, because the scientologists just kicked our ass with their "700 TRILLION YEARS OF RECORDED HISTORY!!!!!"

Even when I make up arbitrary numbers I never get to a 1 Trillion! These guys are on the ball!

[EDIT 8:00PM] Scientology goes on to state, "You have 300 Quadrillion years to go before this universe is out!" Well FUCK.

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