Oh Editorbot, what was your childhood like?

Man, 6 months without an update. You better be thankful! You know who you are!

Robots are known to let the beat drop

Don't you hate those songs that say things like "DJ, play that song one more time." or "DJ, drop that beat."

I mean, these guys are professionals. If anyone knows when to let the beat drop.

No matter how stupid a robot looks on it's own...

When you get them in a group, or "posse" they always look like they are going to rough a few people up.

Am I the only one that see's this?

I've Got Bigger Fish to Fry.

NO I DON'T! Fuck that shit! I'll fry fish in whichever order I PLEASE!

Fuck you analogies! make sense!

What a Badass

An explanation?

Also, Thanks for NOTHING Middle English Dictionary.

You know who's a jerk? Apollo is a jerk.

"Apollo: God of beauty, poetry, music"
Damn! Just pick one thing asshole!

Apollo: "Hey Zeus, can I be the god of Beauty?"

Zeus: "Kinda gay, but alright, since no one has called it yet."

Apollo: "oh! oh! and how about music?"

Zeus: "Fine."

Apollo: "Oh! And Poetry too!"

Zeus: "I guess that makes sense, with music and all."

Apollo: "Oh! Also..also, haircuts."

Zeus: "Haircuts?"

Apollo: "Haircuts."

Zeus: "Jesus! That's where I draw the line! Get out of here you poetry loving homo!"

Apollo: "How about if no one else wants it."

Zeus: "Fine! Get out!"

TWO MONTHS LATER ...OR THREE?...(fucking calendar)

Apollo: "So, can I be god of haircuts now?"

Zeus: "Nope."

Apollo: "What!?"

Zeus: "Tithonus called it."

Apollo: What!? That old grasshopper bastard!"

Tithonus: "I'm off to kick Samson's Ass."

Become Anti-robot before it's too late!

Those guys are taking it all in surprisingly well.

Flimsy continuity

Too hard to follow? Check out the previous entries.

More about robots

I was discussing robotics with my friend the other day. Yes, we discuss such topics. Here is the conversation.

Me "If I made a robot, I would have it do the dance "the robot."
Friend "Why the hell would you have a robot do that?"
Me "Well if the robots don't do it, who will?"
Friend "Touche."

Then we went on to discuss even headier topics like, how many times per day the robot would be required to dance. As well as the ramifications of an impromptu "boogieing down" by the robot. I've outlined one such outcome.

Imagine a high class restaurant, the type business men discuss their business deals over lobster and a snifter of wine. Of course such a restaurant would be the first to use a robot waiter...

The robot waiter is bringing lunch to a wealthy middle age entrepreneur and another man whom he is negotiating with. The clock strikes 12. Business halts. The robot waiter flings the food into the air without warning. The plate of spaghetti lands on a rich estate salesman, clearly aghast at what has transpired. The robot initiates robot program "get_funky.exe" and proceeds to dance for the next five minutes. The guests are infuriated. One person is heard to comment, "This happens every time I get lunch here!"

UPDATE. In continuation of something I said in the post, a robot is required to do "the robot" three times a day. This function is entirely useless and unnecessary, but we will tell customers that it's a necessary function to "reduce excess heat" and "reboot constantly running background functions".

Are you tired of hearing about robots? I'm certainly not tired of telling you about them!

I hate robots. I truly do. Perhaps it's from watching movies like Terminator and The Matrix. Clearly nothing good can come from robots. Yet those nutjobs keep making them! Why? I have no fucking clue. I want to slap them around though. I would grab that insane asian scientist by the shirt collar, fist raised in the air. Then I would say, "WHAT THE F-CK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS!? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANY MOVIE ABOUT ROBOTS EVER!? HAVE YOU PLAYED AT LEAST ONE MEGA MAN GAME!? DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT ROBOTS WILL HELP ANYTHING!?"
Then I would say "THIS IS FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY!" and punch him in the face, rendering him unconscious. Then, of course, burn down the robot factory.

I would be a hero.

Rocking at 100% efficiency

This is a sequel to this comic.

I'm more tired of it than you know.

Click for full size of course. This is a bit more over the top than my usual style, but sometimes I like to be all in you face.

I pose a question

Would it be blasphemous to make a cartoon about Jesus, in where his disciples are always getting into wacky situations and Jesus has to bail them out?

They would all learn a valuable lesson about friendship at the end of each episode. ALSO, the series finale would end with Jesus' ascension into heaven. Best ending EVER.

Everything in moderation

So my friend was telling me he wanted to watch the documentary "The Lost Tomb of Jesus" and I thought he said "Last tomb of Jesus" and said to him...
"Last!? How many tombs did this guy have? Dude, only one tomb per person. I know he's Jesus, but come on. Don't be ridiculous.

New Genre!

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