12:24 AM

Robots are known to let the beat drop

Don't you hate those songs that say things like "DJ, play that song one more time." or "DJ, drop that beat."

I mean, these guys are professionals. If anyone knows when to let the beat drop.

1:32 AM

No matter how stupid a robot looks on it's own...

When you get them in a group, or "posse" they always look like they are going to rough a few people up.

Am I the only one that see's this?

1:17 AM

I've Got Bigger Fish to Fry.

NO I DON'T! Fuck that shit! I'll fry fish in whichever order I PLEASE!

Fuck you analogies! make sense!

12:32 AM

What a Badass

An explanation?

Also, Thanks for NOTHING Middle English Dictionary.

10:45 PM

You know who's a jerk? Apollo is a jerk.

"Apollo: God of beauty, poetry, music"
Damn! Just pick one thing asshole!

Apollo: "Hey Zeus, can I be the god of Beauty?"

Zeus: "Kinda gay, but alright, since no one has called it yet."

Apollo: "oh! oh! and how about music?"

Zeus: "Fine."

Apollo: "Oh! And Poetry too!"

Zeus: "I guess that makes sense, with music and all."

Apollo: "Oh! Also..also, haircuts."

Zeus: "Haircuts?"

Apollo: "Haircuts."

Zeus: "Jesus! That's where I draw the line! Get out of here you poetry loving homo!"

Apollo: "How about if no one else wants it."

Zeus: "Fine! Get out!"

TWO MONTHS LATER ...OR THREE?...(fucking calendar)

Apollo: "So, can I be god of haircuts now?"

Zeus: "Nope."

Apollo: "What!?"

Zeus: "Tithonus called it."

Apollo: What!? That old grasshopper bastard!"

Tithonus: "I'm off to kick Samson's Ass."