If I were a musician...

• I was going to start an orchestra that played hardcore music. we'd be called Hardcorchestra.

• I was going to start a saxophone trio. We'd be called Groupsax

• I was going to start an orchestra with a section of 20 Oboes. We'd be called Obomobo. Our first album would be called "Oboe? Oh Yeah!"

• Our second album would be called " Low Blowboe"

• If I played flute I would call my first album "Fluting On Thin Air"

• If I was a Guitarist I would name my album "Guitarded"

• If I played Trumpet, I would NOT name my album "Trumpisn't" Instead calling it "Lady and the Trump....et."