Those guys are taking it all in surprisingly well.
12:54 AM
I was discussing robotics with my friend the other day. Yes, we discuss such topics. Here is the conversation.
Me "If I made a robot, I would have it do the dance "the robot."
Friend "Why the hell would you have a robot do that?"
Me "Well if the robots don't do it, who will?"
Friend "Touche."
Then we went on to discuss even headier topics like, how many times per day the robot would be required to dance. As well as the ramifications of an impromptu "boogieing down" by the robot. I've outlined one such outcome.
Imagine a high class restaurant, the type business men discuss their business deals over lobster and a snifter of wine. Of course such a restaurant would be the first to use a robot waiter...
The robot waiter is bringing lunch to a wealthy middle age entrepreneur and another man whom he is negotiating with. The clock strikes 12. Business halts. The robot waiter flings the food into the air without warning. The plate of spaghetti lands on a rich estate salesman, clearly aghast at what has transpired. The robot initiates robot program "get_funky.exe" and proceeds to dance for the next five minutes. The guests are infuriated. One person is heard to comment, "This happens every time I get lunch here!"
UPDATE. In continuation of something I said in the post, a robot is required to do "the robot" three times a day. This function is entirely useless and unnecessary, but we will tell customers that it's a necessary function to "reduce excess heat" and "reboot constantly running background functions".
12:45 AM
I hate robots. I truly do. Perhaps it's from watching movies like Terminator and The Matrix. Clearly nothing good can come from robots. Yet those nutjobs keep making them! Why? I have no fucking clue. I want to slap them around though. I would grab that insane asian scientist by the shirt collar, fist raised in the air. Then I would say, "WHAT THE F-CK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS!? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANY MOVIE ABOUT ROBOTS EVER!? HAVE YOU PLAYED AT LEAST ONE MEGA MAN GAME!? DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT ROBOTS WILL HELP ANYTHING!?"
Then I would say "THIS IS FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY!" and punch him in the face, rendering him unconscious. Then, of course, burn down the robot factory.
I would be a hero.
1:27 AM
Click for full size of course. This is a bit more over the top than my usual style, but sometimes I like to be all in you face.
12:51 AM
Would it be blasphemous to make a cartoon about Jesus, in where his disciples are always getting into wacky situations and Jesus has to bail them out?
They would all learn a valuable lesson about friendship at the end of each episode. ALSO, the series finale would end with Jesus' ascension into heaven. Best ending EVER.
12:37 AM
So my friend was telling me he wanted to watch the documentary "The Lost Tomb of Jesus" and I thought he said "Last tomb of Jesus" and said to him...
"Last!? How many tombs did this guy have? Dude, only one tomb per person. I know he's Jesus, but come on. Don't be ridiculous.
5:40 PM
Well, a lot of people believe in ghosts, Many People also believe in Aliens.
Well I took these two quite disparate beliefs and mushed them together. You see, Aliens DO come to our planet. But only BRAVE aliens. For you see, Humans are the only species that can leave ghosts. so thusly our planet is HAUNTED! no one wants to spend a night on a haunted planet! I know I don't! and the aliens don't either! Unless they are dared to do so, just like when a child is dared to say "bloody mary" in a mirror some arbitrary amount of times. So in conclusion, our planet is haunted and spooky and nobody likes it.
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