Don't you hate those songs that say things like "DJ, play that song one more time." or "DJ, drop that beat."
I mean, these guys are professionals. If anyone knows when to let the beat drop.
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NO I DON'T! Fuck that shit! I'll fry fish in whichever order I PLEASE!
Fuck you analogies! make sense!
An explanation?
Also, Thanks for NOTHING Middle English Dictionary.
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"Apollo: God of beauty, poetry, music"
Damn! Just pick one thing asshole!
Apollo: "Hey Zeus, can I be the god of Beauty?"
Zeus: "Kinda gay, but alright, since no one has called it yet."
Apollo: "oh! oh! and how about music?"
Zeus: "Fine."
Apollo: "Oh! And Poetry too!"
Zeus: "I guess that makes sense, with music and all."
Apollo: "Oh! Also..also, haircuts."
Zeus: "Haircuts?"
Apollo: "Haircuts."
Zeus: "Jesus! That's where I draw the line! Get out of here you poetry loving homo!"
Apollo: "How about if no one else wants it."
Zeus: "Fine! Get out!"
TWO MONTHS LATER ...OR THREE?...(fucking calendar)
Apollo: "So, can I be god of haircuts now?"
Zeus: "Nope."
Apollo: "What!?"
Zeus: "Tithonus called it."
Apollo: What!? That old grasshopper bastard!"
Tithonus: "I'm off to kick Samson's Ass."